Miss Piggy’s Lair Chocolate Coated Poops – 150g

Disgustingly cute. Dangerously tasty! 💩🍫

Looking for the ultimate gift for a guinea pig lover with a good sense of humour? Meet Miss Piggy’s Lair Chocolate Coated Poops — quite possibly the most questionable-looking (but delicious!) treat you’ll ever give someone. 😂

Don’t worry — no actual guinea pig poop is involved! These little “poops” are 100% bite-sized milk chocolate bullets and 0% actual poop — we promise!

Perfect as a funny gift, Christmas stocking filler, Secret Santa present, or just a cheeky treat for yourself. Each 150g pack is filled with chocolatey goodness and even includes a fun fact about guinea pig poops, because apparently there really is an educational side to eating pretend poop!

Why you’ll love them:

• 🍫 150g of bite-sized milk chocolate bullets

• 💩 100% chocolate — 0% actual poop!

• 🐹 A one-of-a-kind treat for guinea pig lovers

• 🎁 The ultimate gag gift

• 😂 Each pack includes a fun guinea pig poop fact

• ♡ Hot sealed for extra freshness

• Perfect for gifts, parties, stocking fillers or a laugh with fellow piggy people

Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling and chocolate cravings.

IMPORTANT: These treats are for human consumption only — please DO NOT feed them to your guinea pigs.

Beth’s Piggy Tip ♡

If anyone asks whether they're really guinea pig poops, just look them straight in the eye and say, “They’re fresh dropped daily!” 😂🐹🍫